Monday, February 15, 2010

One of My Playboy Interview

Some of my Playboy Questions.




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OCCUPATION: Gold Fish trainer, Model, CEO.

What is the one reason our Playboy Cyber Club members should get to know you? (If you feel there is more than one reason, list as many as you'd like):

I have no fear; I have traveled around the world, I love sports, I heart sex. I am comfortable with my body, I am not pretentious and I want the best for everyone. I believe kindness will always win out, and also think men should at least get 3 bj’s a week from their women.

How did you react when you found out you were chosen to be a part of the Playboy family?

It’s a huge honor, an absolute dream come true. Now everyone is going to see my kitty! Wait… Family? Shit, does that mean I have to buy everyone at Playboy a Christmas gift this year?

What are your career ambitions?

Have someone pay me to eat pizza, drink beer, and play PS3 all day. (kidding, although that would be nice!). Overall I would like to work with Formula 1 in some way! (Martin Brundle; I’m coming after you mate!) I also have a love of politics, I would love to work in high level government (Though once you pose nude… People tend to see you in a different light.) I would also like to get my lingerie line off the ground… I have too much ambition to name one thing, if it’s out there, I wanna conquer it!

What do you do during your free time?

When I lived in Australia it was surfing and going to rugby games! In Canada, surfing is a little harder to find (unless you go to Tofino on the left coast), so I hit up a lot of hockey games. I just took up golf… It’s aggravating as shit, but I’ll conquer it. Maybe I can get Tigers wife to show me how to swing.



What makes you feel sexy?

Being naked. I love being naked. Being in your birthday suit gets rid of social classes, no one cares what your clothing tag says, or what kind of glasses you’re sporting. It’s when you’re at your truest, most basic self; that sexy will overcome you!

What do you find sexy in a man?

Beer bellies and belching, little to no personal hygiene, mustard stains are a plus! Ha! Honestly; kindness, humor and self love (I know that seems basic, but it’s true, it’s the little things that count). I like a guys guy. Watches sports, plays hockey/footie, drinks beers. I don’t like muscle heads or bar stars. I like a guy who is confident and has their own life and doesn’t need me to hold their hand.

What song or CD puts you in the mood?

I’ve heard of these CD things… you can put MP3’s on them right? Will it fit in my iPhone? An acoustic guitar will make me quake at the knees (even more so if it’s attached to a naked man on the edge of the bed playing me a song!!). If you can’t play the guitar, learn… soon, make it your friend! Dallas Green of City and Color is solid, either record is gem!

List your personal sex tips for:

Men:

It’s not a video game button, don’t treat it like one. Just because you’re done, doesn’t mean your job is done yet, there might be someone else who’s wanting to meet you in pleasure town!

Women:
Don’t use sex as leverage, you know you want it as much as he does, don’t make him feel like it’s a chore to you… Cause if you start to treat it like a chore, then it will become one.

How do you keep fit? How do you exercise?

In Australia it was easier with surfing and beach volley ball. I actually just changed my fitness routine, my boyfriend started me on a little hockey training... it's pretty intense! Oh, and sex… lots and lots of sex.

What three items can't you live without?

iPhone, Black Mascara, Beer.

If you could be anywhere else right now, where would it be and why?

In the pits at a Formula 1 event.

If you had the opportunity to change something about yourself, what would it be?

I’m not sure I would, even the stuff I look back on that may not have been a banner moment for me… I learnt from it, thus made me into the woman I am today. Nothing is ever really that bad in life as long as you can take something and learn from it!

Describe the best or worst date you've ever been on:

I was treated to a very lovely dinner at a very high end restaurant; the guy went all out, playing up the high roller card. He played it up a little too much when the bill came back with his credit card cut in half. With no cash to boot, I picked up the tab, and a cab ride shortly after. He never even offered to pay me back. Douchbag!

What makes a relationship great?

Passion, love, admiration, trust, not always in that order, but they’re a good start. Keeping things fresh is important. Knowing that you and your mate are going to find someone else attractive is normal, don’t hide it, talk about it, it’s amazing how an open line of communication can spice things up in the bedroom too!

How do you attract someone's attention?

I leave a trail of bread crumbs. And I pose nude for Playboy.

How do you like a man to approach you when out in public?

“Be real son,” if you come with a phony front, and I find out that it isn’t you, then you’ve lied to me already, and that’s an epic fail!



ADDITIONAL COMMENTS:
“Never question someone’s faith, instead; ask questions about it!”
-D. Wheeler
“Pump your brakes boy… That man is a national treasure.”
-Robert Downey Jr. (Tropic Thunder)
“Tigers love pepper... they hate cinnamon “ The Hang Over.

2 comments:

Brian Sorgatz said...

I apologize in advance for being so pedantic, but the proper spelling is Playboy, not PlayBoy. That word existed before the recent trend of putting a capital letter in the middle of a brand name. It might not have mattered enough for me to mention, but I happen to be the author of a Playboy fan blog.

I encourage you to try your hand at politics even though you've posed nude. Scott Brown became the new senator from Massachusetts despite having posed nude for Cosmo. Why shouldn't female nude models have the same opportunities in politics?

But if you enter politics, please consider the wisdom of the libertarian point of view, which aims to maximize individual freedom both culturally and economically. Most politicians cherry-pick the freedoms they happen to like and hypocritically endorse government encroachment on the freedoms they dislike. Please try to avoid that mistake. At my blog, I've had to take Playboy to task for this hypocrisy. See, for example, my post "Why can't Playboy think about greed the way it thinks about lust?"

barkfoot said...

Although I'd love to see your practical, commonsense brain in politics, I feel that this is something you can do once you've dominated F1 for a while.
I reckon you should get yourself on the 'Top Gear' programme as the 'Star in a Car' and then work your way to involvement in F1.
Right, where's that Top Gear site?... I'm going to volounteer you!
P.S. Blogger won't except [ ] tags, if you replace them with the 'greater than' and 'lesser than' signs it should work Ok.